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Tennis Anyone?......Creationist style, of course!
Richard Arrowsmith

A scientist and a creationist were watching a (professional) tennis match.

"That's not how we play tennis at home", said the creationist", we're allowed to let the ball bounce twice before hitting it back".

"Yes, but that's not tennis", said the scientist.

"It is at our house", the creationist replied.

"Yes", replied the scientist.  "That's how you like to play something you call tennis, but the rules of tennis say the ball can bounce only once. Call it what you like, it isn't tennis".

And call it what you like, creationism isn't science!

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